Tax Day – April 15th – is right around the corner. Sure, when you think of getting your tax refund (if you’re getting one at all this time around!), the first words that come to mind are probably not hot, sensual, and orgasmic, but maybe we should change that this year. The current administration has been wasting our time, attention, and tax dollars on circumventing your sexual freedom (if you need some examples, they’re unfortunately everywhere), so why not take the money you get back from the government and invest in your own sexual pleasure? Nothing feels better than giving a little middle finger to those who want to tell you what to do with your body, except when you can buy body-safe sex toys that won’t break the bank, will support Planned Parenthood, and gives them the middle finger all at the same time.
That’s right: the sex toys below are $50 or less.
Amazing Sex Toys That Won’t Break the Bank: Vulva Edition
This mini vibrator has 12 functions of vibration and an ergonomic design, plus the contour of the head is made for G-spot stimulation. Alice delivers intense vibration and is waterproof. Plus, the Alice Mini Vibe by Pretty Love is great as a travel companion for easy orgasm access!
Need proof that we live in the future? You can buy a heating, rechargeable, body-safe vibrator for under $50, like the Heating Body Wand Vibrator by Pretty Love. Honestly, spending your money on anything else might be a mistake.
Another excellent vibrator is the Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker by CalExotics. The rechargeable, tongue-shaped mini vibe is designed for discreet pinpoint stimulation and orgasmic enjoyment whenever you are in the mood for intimate fun.
If you’ve never tried clitoral suction before, now’s your chance. One of our most popular clitoral suction devices is the Satisfyer Pro-Penguin. This cutie has eleven levels of pulsing intensity and teasing available, and the suction-based orgasms you’ll have might just blow you out of the bath (oh yes, it’s waterproof).
If you’re not in the market for an adorable penguin, perhaps this Hippo G-spot Vibrator by Satisfyer could be your perfect match. This pleasure pet has a flexible shaft, you can choose between six intensities and six rhythms, and the sensations are perfectly distributed through the entire shaft, from the lower part to tip!
Sex Toys That Won’t Break the Bank: Penis Edition
The Apollo Max Reversible Penis Masturbator by Calexotics adds a new sensation to your basic stroking routine. This soft and supple stroker is designed to slide over the penis to enhance solo masturbation or foreplay. The added textures and sensations are sure to enhance your pleasure!
Or try the Silicone C-Sling from Tantus, which can extend your erection’s size and length and stimulate the perineum at the same time! Plus it can produce longer, more intense orgasms. Similar to a cock ring, this cock sling is designed to fit around the shaft and testicles. This firm, satin-finish penis toy is easy to put on and comfortable to wear any way you choose.
The Vibrating Super Soft C-Ring by Tantus features a waterproof removable bullet vibrator. It’s a safe, beginner-friendly addition to play that is both comfortable and exciting for you and your partner(s), and you can just throw it in the dishwasher (minus the vibrator!) once you’re finished.
Sex Toys That Won’t Break the Bank: Kink Edition
Your partners will never see you coming when they wear this sexy, blackout eye mask by Calexotics. This double padded, double stitched designer eye mask is soft and plushy on one side with premium quality faux leather on the other. Perfect for bondage-themed role play or other fantasies, and for exploring your other senses while cloaked in complete darkness.
If you can’t decide whether or not your submissive deserves reward or punishment, this super-affordable, double-duty crop by Pipedream is the purchase for you. Tempt them with the feathered end and then give them a smack with the crop for good measure. Find the line between pleasure and pain or make it disappear completely, your choice. If you’re certian they’ve been misbehaving, this pretty pelt paddle by Tantus may be more up your alley.
Help your partner quiet down with the beginner ball gag from Tantus. This ball gag was designed for comfortable wear but still provides the visual stimulation of a shushed partner and makes for an easy entry into BDSM. Plus, it’s made of 100% ultra-premium silicone, which is tasteless, odorless, and perfect for oral insertion.
Sex Toys That Won’t Break the Bank: Any Body Edition
Looking for a cute dildo? Maybe you’d like to try the Acute Dildo from Tantus! Perfect for anal and vaginal play, this dildo is made from 100% silicone. It’s designed with a slender base making it ideal for anal penetration, curved just right to hit the prostate, and it’s the correct size for reaching and pleasuring the G-spot.
For anal experts, B Balls, which are a combination of anal beads and butt plug by Fun Factory have two balls of graduating size, each with a small weight inside. The weights will shake as you do, adding sensation to each movement. Its narrow base sits securely between the cheeks so it can be worn securely and discreetly under clothes for all-day wear. B Balls are on the larger side, so we recommend a little experience before trying this toy.
The Helix Trident anal toy by Aneros is not only fun, but it also contributes to prostate health for those with prostates! Just lube, insert, relax, and enjoy the most intense orgasm ever!
Finally, don’t forget to grab some water-based lube for less than $10 for all your silicone toys, or some silicone-based lube for solo or partnered play without toys. Or, geek out on any of our sex books which cover topics from anal sex basics to healing from sexual trauma to sex and disability to ethical polyamory. And best of all, none will set you back more than $50.
Have Questions About Other Sex Toys That Won’t Break the Bank?
Vibrant has a great collection of affordable sex toys that are body-safe. Chat with us, and we can help recommend the product that’s perfect for you. We’re available 9am-9pm EST daily on our website chat (just push the purple button at the bottom right!) or call us at 866-316-VIBE (8423).